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	PHOENIX, THE MACAW Floor covering expert Going around barefooted allows you to transfer your body oils to the yarn of the carpet. Mix a little dust and dirt to the sticky fibers and the fibers will start sticking to each other. That is how a carpet gets matted down. If you don’t keep your carpets clean, brushed, and standing up, it won’t be long the carpet is really matting down.

	BOS, THE YAK Tibet's National Animal Come a little closer, this is a closed society since the Chinese took over.

	OEDIPUS OSTRICH Oedipus's Observations “I use to dread seeing new problems come my way, but I learned to welcome problems. Problems are merely assets—opportunities for success.”

	R. H., A RHESUS MONKEY *The Monkey* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *coming soon*

	ELVIRA, THE COW Agricultural Producer We didn't kick over the lantern years ago nor did we get kickbacks from people doing business with the city. Talk about hypocrisy!

	NAGA *The King of Snakes* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *coming soon*

	NANDI *The Holy Cow of Delhi* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *coming soon*

	LORENZO LLAMA Barnyard Philosopher We put meaning into the meaninglessness of life when we love another. Everything else that we do seems to pale in comparison. Loving and experiencing love is our reason for being.

	HANNIBAL A Working-Class Animal ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ *coming soon*