Flash: Trump is in Kyiv
To Meet with Zelensky

I have mentioned my informant at Mar-o-Lago in previous articles: Virgil, the Tour Guide into Hell, First, It Was the Chinese Spy Balloon, and The Chinese Magic Dragon. He keeps me abreast of the activities of Donald the Dumb, but he doesn’t want me to use his name. He fears for his life. Nonetheless, my source gave me a head’s up that Trump was reportedly in Kyiv a couple of days after Biden.

I told my source that I hadn’t heard anything about Trump even thinking about going to Ukraine. He said that he had seen photos at Mar-o-Lago of Trump visiting Zelensky. In fact, Trump had also stopped in Poland, where he met with Polish and NATO representatives. My source sent me copies of the photos he saw and assumes they will be released by the weekend. My informant didn’t want me to mention his name, but he wanted me to see the photos before everyone else saw them. He wants to remain anonymous; his boss might get mad at him.

This is Trump about to board the train to Kyiv.

This is Trump about to board the train to Kyiv.

The better angels

“The better angels”

This is Trump and Zelensky walking next to a mural of saints at St. Michaels Golden-Domed Cathedral. My informant said that Trump gave a speech using Lincoln’s “the better angels” phrase.

Inside St. Michael’s

Inside St. Michael’s

Trump wanted to know the reason for the outfits worn by the clerics.

Zelenskyy, his wife, and Trump in front of the Mariinskyi Palace

Zelenskyy, his wife, and Trump in front of the Mariinskyi Palace

“Nice to meet you all, but do you have any Big Macs and fries inside your home?”

Their press conference

Their press conference

“Well, I trust Putin at his word. I also think he’s a decent guy and a good leader.”

Another photo of “the better angels” Zelensky and Trump

Another photo of “the better angels” Zelensky and Trump

Trump is telling Zelensky that he wants some dirt on Hunter Biden.