I have three toilets in my home, and two of the three were not flushing properly. Chuck fixed the toilet in my bathroom several weeks ago while Ginger impatiently waited to play with my Irish Setter. All went well...for a couple of days. Then the toilet in the guest’s bedroom went amok.

After removing the 25-year-old second toilet, Chuck brought in a brand new one. You can see in the background the discarded one.

It didn’t take Chuck but a few minutes to install the new toilet.

Finally, the done deal. Now, Ginger could play with Chuck.

Chuck said that the sewer serpent won’t return. He explained that it might have been from one of the neighbors in the subdivision.

When I inquired about the sewer serpent, Chuck was sure it wouldn’t return the first time, and it had.

Then Chuck added, perhaps, there is a colony living in the sewer lines of the subdivision. Talk about a foreboding situation. As we chatted, the foreboding issue was explained to the White House. Chuck mentioned that the White House has 35 bathrooms and Mar-a-Lago has 33. That explains the problems America is facing due to the TACO president.

Then it hit me. If I sent Chuck to kill the sewer serpents in the White House and Mar-a-Lago, it would be a MAGA, Make America Great Again, event by draining the two swamps. Between the costs of transportation, motels, meals, labor, and 68 toilets, Chuck could do the entire job for less than $100k. We could call it LDOTTS, Liberation Day of the Two Swamps.