Christopher Hitchens Talks From Heaven
Are You Listening, Donald?

We have a president who is fixated on revenge and retribution. His mindset is a projection of who he really is, and he knows it. He was found guilty of 34 felony charges in his hush money trial. Along with sexism, he is also a racist and is indifferent to those less fortunate than he is. Our TACO President has signed several executive orders rejecting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) programs in society. He sends ICE agents and the National Guard to cities across the country to clean up what he calls “crime, savagery, filth, and scum of the earth.”

While all Democrats and a smattering of Republicans are trying to devise a means to return to what America could be, there is no clear and definitive approach. The only substantial leaders aren’t politicians; they are the satirists. Some of the satirists are nighttime TV comedians, such as Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, or Jon Stewart.

However, one person who addresses the inane leadership of the convicted felon isn’t a nighttime comedian, but rather the Political Primate. Any single sentence that the Political Primate writes or says is both grammatically correct and ethically superior to anything our president, the very stable genius, writes or says. Listen to any of the videos of the Political Primate and compare it to anything that our felon president has uttered or written.

That is the backstory. While researching something on the Internet, I accidentally came across another satirist who is strikingly similar to the Political Primate. Enter Christopher Hitchens. Neither of them was comedic like Kimmel, Colbert, or Stewart. However, both have a British accent commensurate with highly educated thinkers.

Hitchens was an analytical scholar. Throughout his lifetime, he would make pristine points, and then would add historical examples to reinforce his argument. If one is looking for an ethical and gifted scholar, Hitchens would be an excellent role model. He has been one of my mentors for decades.

Hitchens died in 2011. I wish he had lived another dozen years longer. He would have been a great satirist rallying against our very stable genesis in the White House. Well, as fate would have it, I discovered on the Internet that Hitchens is still alive...in heaven. He attacked Trump’s recent speech at the United Nations General Assembly.

Hitchens admits that other idiotic and evil people who emerged before, like Khrushchev, Gaddafi, or Ahmadinejad, have emerged over the history of the UN. Nonetheless, they didn’t complain about the teleprompter not working. Trump blamed the teleprompter for his incoherent speech, Hitchens noted.

Then there was also the issue of the escalator. Hitchens alluded to the escalator and mentioned that Trump had said his wife was in great shape. Somehow, that was tied to his stopping 7 wars in 7 months. Listen to Hitchens’ retort.

Hitchens continued his sardonic comments by criticizing the TACO Presidents, noting that Trump had claimed $17 trillion had been invested in the United States by people or governments outside the United States during his second term. Hitchens stated that the GNP of Japan, Germany, and the UK doesn’t approximate $17 trillion. To ensure that Hitchens’ statement was accurate, I googled the combined GNP of Japan, Germany, and the UK, which totaled $12 trillion.

Hitchens addressed climate change according to our felon president.

Hitchens mocked Donald the Domb’s comment about ice cubes disproving climate change. Trump claims that coal plants are better than wind turbines, even though we are the second-largest carbon emitters in the world today. The coal plants emit “rainbow scented” air.

Trump’s immigration rhetoric also raised the ire of Hitchens.

Hitchens went on with a litany of Trumpian nonsense and concluded his satire with the statement that the teleprompter is functioning. The open question is whether the president was broken. The question is whether Trump will survive his brokenness. Hitchens also acknowledges America has been broken by our president, “who makes Caligula look stable and Nero competent.”

It is interesting to note that Caligula ruled Rome from 37-41 CE. During his reign, he suffered from a long list of psychological problems. Nero was the Roman version of a very stable genius. He suffered from issues, including delusions, insomnia, mood swings, and epilepsy. In many ways, he was like Epstein. Caligula was into decadent and depraved orgies, which included incest with his sisters. He would also dress up like a god.

Nero ruled Rome from 54-68 CE. He promised that his rule would be a golden age if you followed his executive orders. Christians were persecuted because they weren’t in line with him. Nero had issues with depravity, paranoid hysteria, living extravagantly, and killing those who ran counter to him, including his mother. He had the Golden Palace built along with much of Rome, which bankrupted the government. As a result, Nero committed suicide rather than face the Roman government.



This is Chrispher Hitchens’ complete video.